How to Take a Drink from a Cactus

Have you ever wondered how to strategically avoid seafood in a region that offers little else to eat? Do you tear up at Stonewall Jackson's final words? Does the term 'vertical heterophoria' paint images of concerts you attended in the late 60s? No matter how you answered these questions, if you have stuck with them this far, you are ready once again to join Senator and Wendy V for some of their most unusual adventures yet.