"The Napkin asked, written in purple crayon, "DO YOU LIKE ME? ___ YES ___ NO" . . . I put an "X" on YES . . . it was the Only way to find out what kind of Panties she was wearing under that Skintight Yellow Latex Dress . . . Some of the Warnings my Parents gave me growing up were True . . . like the one about Strangers and Vans . . . Sure she had pigtails and Acted Very Childish, but she was All Woman and Possibly a Little Bit Serial Killer . . . . . . just get past her Roll-Playing Game, then past her Latex . . . slide into Home Plate, Simple . . . Or so I thought! With each New event, a New Emotion more intense then the Previous, comes to Visit Us . . . Bashful, Happy, Curiosity, Sadness and more . . . Snow's Roommates have nothing on her collection of Nick Names . . . She didn't have Roommates named Horney or Lust . . . Is she faking all of this? . . . Or does she really believe she's a Little Girl? . . . Will I end up castrated and dead? . . . Or is this all just a Game? . . . and What the Fuck Ever Happened to Ken? . . . "