Damien Rants is a young (only seventeen) ambitious and thoughtful writer. Unfortunately, we here at Unknown Publishing Company, hate the youthful bastard. His work is constantly annoying zipping between ideas which any sane man would think were interesting. And do you know what we hate the most, sane people. they're everywhere and Damien thinks they'll lap up his somewhat exciting work and has got us working like imps on. The bastard! As always TA RA Unknown Publishing Company.