Born in a house and educated at school, Cory is nothing if not average. Before throwing himself into the soul-crushing world of writing, his career was flecked with some cruel and unusual roles: salmon handler; computer game swallower; symbiotic goose; Lord of Thebion; the Mysterious Van de Battery; bus aligner and invisible barman. A desperately poor guitarist, Cory has not played at any major UK venue and has had none of his ridiculous photographs framed and hung in anger. Cory is a dedicated follower of errant programs on rural highways and is a passionate member of Suffolk's league of mice.