So, hey there! You're here because you want to know something about me . . . hmm, pressure is on, what do I say? I'm a girl -- no, too obvious. Unless it isn't, in which case I've got some things to work on. The basics are that I'm a mother, married, have a house with a (not so white) fence and a dog. The interesting bits are that I'm lazy, I love food and sleeping, I eat too much junk food, and at this point I might as well be permanently attached to my iPad and computer. My favorite cereal is Cocoa Pebbles. I'm S-H-E-R locked. I'm fluent in Gallifreyan. Sometime next year, I'm moving to Gotham City and finding a job as a property insurance saleswoman. They seem to need it.