Bunty Byclops Crime Buster

‘Is he dead?’ asked the first head of Bunty Byclops apprentice detective Jill Two-Heads and when the second one added her pennyworth Bunty asked herself why Jill always asked the obvious question and when she couldn’t think of a suitable answer, she somehow knew that her day would probably only get worse because they were looking at what was left of their latest client but what intrigued Bunty the most was the still smouldering pungent indentation in the large palm of the middle hand of Grumpy Troglodyte and when she recognised what it was she wondered how Grumpy managed to get his hands on something she’d only seen picture-graphs of and that was The Golden Razor Dragon amulet.