Rebekah Robot

Rebekah woke into what should have been for her just an ordinary run of the mill day, but this wasn’t just any normal run of the mill day because today was the very day she was to be awarded the highest honour in the land for outstanding valour in the face of the enemy all because she was on hand to change her brand-new baby brother’s pungent aromatic nappy before it did any lasting damage to the delicate nostrils of his parents, King Robert the Brave and Outstanding Leader of The Mighty Nation of Tartan Army Football Fans and Queen Mary Isabella who is The Even Mightier Leader of Everything Domestic, except for the changing of the pungent and aromatic nappy because she never ever could get the hang of doing that but when Rebekah woke why was she not in her own bed?